This month, married 31-years.
For the Worshippers of Absurdities, indulge my toxic alpha-malesplanation:
I have been engaged in a contractual cisgender binary campaign with the willing victim of my patriarchal oppression for 31 (count all your fingers three times, and on the fourth time, only your thumb) years.
I understand this must be soul-dispairing for the 'Social-Progressives', cultural Marxists, and Beta-Males of SJW Sascrotches, whose only devoted and true life-partner can be identified with the phrase, "... please raise your right hand..."
Well, CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE and retire into a cry-zone safe-space designated for your CRT classification, since I could not give one sh-